Russell Brand Made Out With Someone’s Grandma

After a warrant was put out for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest yesterday, and she protested that her father had someone steal her passport, LiLo put down 10 percent of her $100,000 bail, and it was rescinded. Robert Pattinson had to chop off his much-loved locks for a movie role, but told Ellen, “I got a terrible infestation of nits and had to shave it all off.” Courtney Love claims she had a lesbian fling with Kate Moss in the nineties that involved Moss chasing down Love in a Milan hotel room before finally “pinning her down.” While former Liberian president Charles Taylor has asked judges to subpoena Naomi Campbell to testify about the “blood diamonds” he supposedly gave her, Campbell’s billionaire boyfriend is throwing her a 40th-birthday party at the Hotel du Cap. With girlfriend Bar Refaeli nowhere to be found, Leonardo DiCaprio flirted with every pretty girl at Maxim’s Hot 100 party. Jamie Foxx, meanwhile, spent the evening “grinding with a hot brunette on the dance floor.” And at an event to promote his upcoming film, Get Him to the Greek, Russell Brand made out with an elderly woman, right in front of her grandson.

Katherine Heigl is particularly stressed out over dressing her 18-month-old daughter. Heigl, meanwhile, sported a dress that resembled a banana. Drew Barrymore is slated to direct a Wizard of Oz sequel. The buoyant Heidi Pratt is pitching herself as the next Megan Fox in Transformers 3, tweeting, “Michael Bay I love your work!” Jake Gyllenhaal watched Prince of Persia with common folk at L.A.’s Century City mall. And Justin Bieber bashed his head on a revolving door, and the incident was caught on-camera, along with him wailing “oww!” Adam Lambert, meanwhile, says he really respects the tween star.

Mayor Bloomberg dined with Disney honcho Robert Iger at Waverly Inn while Keanu Reeves was a few tables away. Jenna Bush got heckled during her speech at a Unicef event in Soho. Dan Aykroyd sold his millionth bottle of Crystal Head vodka. Tinsley Mortimer and her boyfriend, Brian Mazza, are sharing a Hamptons house this summer. Glee’s Matthew Morrison and Mark Salling show off surprisingly rippled abs, posing shirtless in Vogue. And it turns out that the “Asian collector” who bought millions of dollars’ worth of art at recent Sotheby’s and Christie’s auctions is actually Steve Wynn.