The Countess Has a Music Video


And what a video it is! For the first minute or so, we were worried that the video — along with somehow magic-lighting all the age off of her face — had also stripped away some of the Real Housewives star's personality. But, around the bridge, she starts correcting men's table manners and fixing their ties, and we felt better. The real takeaway here is how amazing she looks. Can someone please fill our faces with whatever they put in hers? And, if not, can someone at least fill our bed with the men they put in hers?