Wall Street Sexting Case Prompts Lawyer to Ponder the Eternal Question

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Regarding messages sent from Thomas Guerriero of Guerriero Wealth Holdings to his intern Karen Lo, which included entreaties such as, "please don't make me touch myself thinking bou u lol at least feel me close" and "I wanna make u cumm like u never had is that a bad thing I know ul love it," Lo's lawyer, Jack Tuckner of Tuckner Sipser Weinstock & Sipser, asks:

"What man out there ever thinks sending text messages like that is going to generate a response from a woman of, 'Oh, where have you been all my life?'"

Seriously. When will men learn? Most women prefer suitors who can properly form a sentence or at the very least actually spell.

Intern accuses Wall St. big Thomas Guerriero of sending her clip of man pleasuring himself [NYDN]
Suit: Raunchy Wall Street CEO Offers to Make Young Employee 'Cumm,' Sends Her His Jerk-Off Video, Fires Her [VV]