Wall Street Sexting Case Prompts Lawyer to Ponder the Eternal Question


Regarding messages sent from Thomas Guerriero of Guerriero Wealth Holdings to his intern Karen Lo, which included entreaties such as, "please don't make me touch myself thinking bou u lol at least feel me close" and "I wanna make u cumm like u never had is that a bad thing I know ul love it," Lo's lawyer, Jack Tuckner of Tuckner Sipser Weinstock & Sipser, asks:

"What man out there ever thinks sending text messages like that is going to generate a response from a woman of, 'Oh, where have you been all my life?'"

Seriously. When will men learn? Most women prefer suitors who can properly form a sentence or at the very least actually spell.

Intern accuses Wall St. big Thomas Guerriero of sending her clip of man pleasuring himself [NYDN]
Suit: Raunchy Wall Street CEO Offers to Make Young Employee 'Cumm,' Sends Her His Jerk-Off Video, Fires Her [VV]