Luann Haley is the 45-year-old single mother who openly flirted with President Obama at a Buffalo restaurant yesterday, telling him that he's "a hottie with a smokin' little body." But after hugging him, it appears that Haley thinks Obama's body is a bit too little for her taste. "I could feel his rib cage," she told a local news station. "He's got to put on a few pounds there, he's a little skinny." Jeez, lady, you are particular.
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