The new best thing invented by man, the iPhone 4, is already facing backlash over one alleged drawback, which became evident to people immediately after the phone went on sale yesterday. It appears that, owing to the particularities of its sophisticated, extra sleek design, the phone doesn't get great reception when you hold it in your hand. Some people perceive this as a major defect, apparently, but Apple CEO Steve Jobs doesn't see what all the complaining is about. "Non issue. Just avoid holding it in that way," he nonchalantly responded to one ignorant customer. Do you even want customers this dumb, Steve Jobs?
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