Ashton Kutcher Has Been Named ‘President of Pop Culture’ at Popchips

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When Ben Bernanke said the recession was over September of last year, we were skeptical. Only now that a celebrity who has risen to prominence doing mostly nothing is onboard to promote a product that is made of mostly air by doing basically nothing, do we truly feel that everything is going to be all right. "I'm going to create new ways for consumers to connect to the product," Kutcher said at a press conference. "I can't image a better evangelist for our brand," the Popchips CEO tells the Journal. [WSJ]