Cameron Diaz Would Like to Remind You That If She Has Sex With a Woman, That Doesn’t Make Her a Lesbian

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Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart finally got hitched at the governor's mansion in New Mexico, where Governor Bill Richardson officiated. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are shacking up in a lakeside love nest near L.A. for the summer. Taylor Lautner did what he does best for GQ: flexed his abs. Megan Fox is engaged to Brian Austin Green. Again. Tony Parker and Eva Longoria would like to procreate in the near future. Hilary Rhoda and Sean Avery tried to keep their relationship on the DL by refusing to pose together at the Institute for Civic Leadership spring benefit at DVF Studio Tuesday night. Cameron Diaz reported to Playboy that having sex with a woman would not make her a lesbian, explaining, "We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it's hard to define."

Senator Chuck Schumer bumped into his opponent, Jay Townsend, on a US Air shuttle to D.C., telling him, "Have a safe trip and good luck down there." Larry David says that reports of his ex-wife sleeping with Al Gore are "complete nonsense." Everyone liked Christina Aguilera's pre-NBA Finals National Anthem so much that she's doing it again tonight. Bret Michaels is going to perform with Miley Cyrus. Kylie Minogue gushes that she sees a little bit of herself in Lady Gaga. Joan Rivers and Kathy Griffin joked over burgers at Le Caprice.

Spencer Pratt is desperately trying to keep his name in the headlines by pushing a fake story about Heidi cheating on him with his bodyguard friend, Cougar Zank. Jillian Michaels once weighed 175 pounds, and there's a picture to prove it. Like most currently successful people, she was also teased in high school. After her Dancing With the Stars–induced weight loss, Erin Andrews thinks she's too thin and hopes to pack on a few pounds. Tori Spelling says she's not anorexic, she just has stomach problems. Jennifer Love Hewitt, meanwhile, advises girls to love their bodies. Tom Cruise, sporting baggy sweats and aviators, shared "bowls" of ice cream with Suri at Serendipity 3.