World to Get a Lot More Awesome Just in Time for Jesus

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According to a new poll by the Pew Research Center, majorities of Americans believe that by 2050, cancer will be cured, ordinary people will travel in space, a woman and Hispanic will be elected president, most of our energy won't come from oil/coal/natural gas, extinct animals will be brought back to life, and astronauts will land on Mars. All this progress will make Earth a much cooler place (not literally, it will be uncomfortably hot) for when Jesus Christ arrives, as 41 percent of Americans expect him to, because we're obviously the most special people yet. [Pew]