Charlie Sheen’s Cars Keep Ending Up at the Bottom of a Ravine

When a diner at Asia de Cuba snapped Lady Gaga’s photo in the middle of her meal, “Gaga became noticeably upset, pushed her security team out of the way to confront the shutterbug and demanded he delete the photo.” Jennifer Aniston is contemplating getting naked onscreen, though she will “not show any private parts.” Gisele took her first post-baby runway strut at Brazil Fashion Week in São Paolo. Kate Hudson stepped out in Paris with her new British rocker boyfriend, Muse front man Matt Bellamy. The duo then joined Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper for a double date at L’Ami Louis bistro. Christina Aguilera told U.K.’s Company magazine that she’s “attracted to women,” adding, “I feel sexuality to be very empowering.” For the second time in four months, one of Charlie Sheen’s cars was found abandoned in a ravine.

Things are going too well for Robert Pattinson; he thinks he’ll “probably die by 30.” Paula Abdul wants Simon Cowell’s mother to replace him on American Idol. Catherine Zeta-Jones regrets her “crass” Tony-award acceptance speech in which she motioned toward her husband and announced, “See that man over there? He’s a movie star, and I get to sleep with him every night.” Bravo is looking for a few new Real Housewives of New York, prompting speculation that ladies other than Bethenny Frankel (who has her own spinoff) are leaving the show. And New Jersey Housewife Dina Manzo says she left the show “99.9 percent” because of Danielle Staub.

Diane Kruger doesn’t believe in marriage or the gym, commenting, “I tried gyms; I just can’t. I get really bored. And I need to be outside.” “The Situation” recorded a self-titled dance track about drinking at clubs. Katy Perry supported both the U.S. and British World Cup teams by wearing a rubber dress bearing both country’s flags. Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana, dined at Locanda Verde with Jason Bateman, John Krasinski, and Emily Blunt. Kristin Chenoweth says her Tony’s smooch with Sean Hayes “came easy,” commenting, “He’s a very good kisser. And yes, I enjoyed myself. And yes, he had good breath!” And Betty White noted that, unlike Scarlett Johansson, she had “no interest in kissing Sandra Bullock.”