Conan O’Brien Has a Secret


Conan O'Brien is six four, which means hardly ever does anyone see the top of his head. Unless: He is sitting in a too-low chair. A Daily Intelligence Official reports:

At bar at Gramercy Tavern last night sat next to Conan and his wife. Mr. Hair has a bald spot on top!

Poor Conan. Jay Leno has something else he doesn't have.

Update: Asked to elaborate on size and shape of said spot, our source says, "According to my eyes, the bald patch was a silver-dollar pancake of pure skin, right on the crown."