Dale Peterson Will Kill You If You Steal His Yard Signs

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Awesome failed Alabama agriculture-commissioner candidate Dale Peterson is back! He's still raging against thugs and criminals, calling people "dummy," and generally "tell[ing] it like it is," but this time he's endorsing his former opponent, John McMillan, whose candidacy was saved by Peterson's viral ad, according to Peterson. Not only is Peterson lending his inestimable political clout to McMillan, he's also vowing to protect McMillan's yard signs with his large rifle. Apparently, the stealing of yard signs is a major problem in this race.

Don't Steal That Sign [Political Wire]