As you may know, Debrahlee Lorenzana has struggled with her unparalleled hotness her entire life. "I get harassed in the supermarket with my son just wearing sweatpants with my hair in a ponytail," she tells the Daily News today. "I can't help how I look." Recently, Lorenzana's hotness became an actual liability, when she was fired from her job at Citigroup for, she claims, being so much better looking than the rest of the fat, sloppy, ugly sluts who worked there. But she will not be beaten down!
She is fighting for her civil rights!
"I'm not going to go eat and gain 50 or 100 pounds because my job wants me to be the same size as everyone else."
Unfairly for Lorenzana, the deck is stacked against her: The justice system, the media, indeed, most of America is comprised of less super-humanly attractive people. This could go all the way to the Supreme Court!