Ed Westwick Is on the Prowl

Lady Gaga fell flat on her face at Heathrow airport while attempting to walk in thigh-high leather platform boots. Fortunately, the tumble was photographed. Before dashing off to the U.K. to spend his 23rd birthday with his family, Ed Westwick got chatty with AnnaLynne McCord, who was “cozying up” to him at a recent Vogue event, despite the fact that she’s dating Kellan Lutz. Robert Pattinson defended Kristen Stewart against those attacking her for comparing being famous to being raped, then added, “There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.” Scarlett Johansson fired back against those claiming she was undeserving of her Tony Award, commenting, “I have worked my ass off to get to where I am.” And Mariah Carey is being sued by her Jack Russell terrier’s veterinarian for nearly $30,000, owing to unpaid “extraordinary services.”

Lindsay Lohan’s ex-assistant is being offered $50,000 for a tell-all, but thus far has refused. LiLo’s also angry that Bravo’s Double Exposure supposedly only brought her onto the show to boost ratings and make fun of her. White House party crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi have teamed up with investigative reporter Diane Dimond to write a book about their State-dinner experience. The sentencing of Kirsten Dunst’s purse-snatcher was postponed after the thief’s lawyer asked for a third trial. Jon Voight bashed President Obama in an open letter to the Washington Times, writing, “Your destruction of this country may never be remedied, and we may never recover. I pray to God you stop, and I hope the people in this great country realize your agenda is not for the betterment of mankind, but for the betterment of your politics.”

Mickey Rourke and Toronto Raptor Chris Bosh admired each others’ new haircuts at the Waverly Inn. Diane Von Furstenberg is designing custom suites for Claridge’s in London, and celebs like Gwyneth Paltrow and Tom Ford showed up for the unveiling. After splitting from Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian’s moved on to Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, but “she doesn’t want to rush anything.” Harrison Ford wore Wrangler jeans to his wedding. And Bachelor Jake Pavelka feels “absolutely betrayed” by his fiancée, Vienna Girardi. Not only because she’s already jumped into the arms of Greek actor Gregory Michael, but also because she told Star, “We haven’t been intimate in months now. More than four months.”