Goat Spears Anthony Weiner

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Remember how we told you that Anthony Weiner was going to show up near the Capitol with a live goat to protest mohair subsidies? Well, he did it. And the goat, clearly wanting to continue to live his cushy, subsidized welfare-queen lifestyle, reacted poorly. The beast used its foot-long horn to spear Weiner in the hand (The Hill's's words, not ours), and drew blood. True story. Meanwhile, we have waited literally years to write that headline. [The Hill]