Jay-Z Isn’t Wooing LeBron

Lindsay Lohan ditched her typical minidress at the MTV Movie Awards in favor of a full-length jumpsuit that covered her alcohol-monitoring bracelet. Rihanna’s now a redhead. In her first public appearance since her split from Jesse James, Sandra Bullock accepted her Entertainer of the Year award at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards. She asked onstage, “Did I win this for being entertainer of the year, or did I win this because of the spectacular I.E.D.[improvised explosive device] explosion that became my personal life?” And Jay-Z’s not trying to convince LeBron James to join the Nets, commenting, “That’s his decision …We’re friends — we’ve still gotta hang out! I don’t want to convince somebody to do something, then have to see him and say, ‘Uh, yeah, we’re 4-30 … sorry.’”

Anna Paquin (who’s engaged to her True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer) came out as bisexual earlier this year, but now says that her sexuality was never “a big secret.” Miley Cyrus denies kissing a girl during her raunchy Britain’s Got Talent performance, blogging, “GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD.” Justin Bieber struck a chord with lesbian Bieber look-alikes who call themselves “Biebians,” providing inspiration for Bieber nights at gay bars. Not surprisingly, Charlie Sheen’s wife has stopped wearing her wedding ring, though she won’t say whether they’re separating. Rush Limbaugh got hitched for the fourth time. Selita Ebanks is dating Phillies first-baseman Ryan Howard, and the duo went out together after the team’s game against the Mets last week. Kate Hudson sipped on a skim, extra-foam latte at Starbucks on 75th and First.

Glee’s Mark Salling tweeted his whereabouts last night, “Bouts to hit up dem mtv movie awards, watch it I guess, or watch da NBA finals, wait, crap! That means I can’t watch da game.” Eliot Spitzer was lunching at Morandi with Steven Van Zandt when he caught the founding editor of Jane magazine filming them with her iPhone. Spitzer then scowled at her and she put the device away. Former Laguna Beach “star” Jason Wahler was arrested (again) after allegedly hitting a girl at a party. And while accepting an award at the New York Public Library, designer Jean Paul Gaultier quipped that he wished he’d designed “the best accessory in the world — the condom.”