If Orlando Bloom had been dating Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr for her looks, it would have been understandable. That flawless body! That creamy skin! Those adorable dimples! But we knew the day he was first photographed holding her small, ridiculous-looking dog that It Was Real. Now, after three years, the two are officially engaged, Entertainment Tonight reports. To celebrate the pending union of these two attractive woodland creatures, we would like to present you with a poem written by Kerr herself, which she sent to Intel Jessica a few years ago when she was profiling the model for an Australian magazine. (Don’t ask.)
Here it is.
And to think: Orlando will get to appreciate this renaissance woman for the rest of his life. Best wishes, you crazy kids!