Okay, Okay, So a Jesus Statue Was Struck by Lightning and Burned to a Crisp Last Night

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Photo: Middletown Journal

People keep calling it "Touchdown Jesus" because its giant arms were in the air (hence, presumably, the lightning strike). But it's not the "Touchdown Jesus." The end of Notre Dame's 2009 football season was punishment enough without having their landmark exploded, thank you very much. [Middletown Journal]