Would you like a constant reminder of the oil spill’s environmental destruction, the corporate malfeasance that caused it and helpless government that failed to stop it, long after the leak is plugged? Then by all means purchase an oil-spill souvenir being sold by two Florida guys. It’s oil and water in a tiny glass bottle, but the water isn’t from the Gulf and neither is the oil. Still, “own a piece of the largest oil spill in American history,” as the website suggests. Some of the proceeds of this $9.99 memento will go to various spill-related organizations. Or, if you don’t want this gross and useless thing in your home, you can just send those organizations some money directly.