Staten Island Yankees Pitching Coach Probably Really Regrets Flaunting That World Series Ring

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Patrick Daneker with his wife, Bree. Photo: nypost.com

What does wearing a 2009 World Series ring that you got because you work for the Yankees organization get you? The attention of blonde babes who will follow you to your hotel room to play with you when you are drunk! What else does it get you? Just enough fame that when it turns out these women are prostitutes and rob you after you pass out, the New York Post can put your face in the paper alongside your smiling wife. [NYP]