Why Is Tony Hayward Smiling?

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His company just left a meeting with President Obama $20 billion poorer (at least) than it came in. He is currently one of the most hated people in the United States, and many Gulf State citizens would probably punch him square in the genitals if they ever ran across him. So what could BP CEO Tony Hayward possibly be smiling about? Some theories:

1. He's tickled at being a guest at the White House. The White House!
2. He's just happy to be alive at this point.
3. Immediately before emerging, he saw Bo do something adorable.
4. He just remembered that scene in that British TV show where the man was dressed as a lady.

BUSTED: BP CEO Caught Smiling After Leaving Meeting With Obama [Business Insider]