At the moment, a poll on the Huffington Post says that 84 percent of respondents would rather have a two-year contract with Jane Lynch than the new iPhone 4. Even though it is 24 percent thinner than any other iPhone ever! Why is this? Because of the below video, in which the Glee star calmly explains why she is better than the device. "I used to always have multiple apps — God I miss the nineties," she says. "It was like cluster bombs going off in my pants." Can the iPhone promise you that?