D.C. Hit With Tiny Earthquake: Who Is Responsible?


A minor earthquake woke up metropolitan Washington, D.C., this morning, sending reporters from the Washington Post scurrying to gather colorful quotes like “I went straight outside to do a perimeter check — in my underwear.” But the anonymous satirist pourmecoffee — dubbed “Twitter’s Funniest Man,” if only by D.C. standards — quickly got to the heart of the issue: “FOX News all over the New Black Panthers seismic terrorism angle!”