Diddy’s July 4 party in Atlantic City was “so crazy” that it had to be shut down, and even he couldn’t get in. “The party was so crazy I couldn’t even get in!!!!!!” he tweeted, though one has to wonder how hard he tried to get into an overbooked cheesy shindig at Harrah’s, even if it had his own name on it. After Paris Hilton’s drug-possession charges were dropped, she proceeded to frolic and tweet her way around South Africa. Real Madrid soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo tweeted about the unidentified woman who birthed his child over the weekend, then celebrated at The Four Seasons and Soho House with his girlfriend, who didn’t seem too bothered. Gwyneth Paltrow hung out with Mario Testino at the photographer’s London exhibition, “Kate Who?” featuring his work of Kate Moss. Also at the fête were Donatella Versace and Stella McCartney. Angelina Jolie added two new swirl-shape tattoos to her left arm, which she proudly displayed at the Salt premiere. Lindsay Lohan’s been traipsing about the L.A. club scene with a female Israeli soldier, whom she’s supposedly turned to for a “shoulder to cry on” in light of her DUI woes. And Katy Perry explained how she tamed Russell Brand’s wild ways: “He used to basically be a professional prostitute — now he’s not. He’s an extremist, which can be both good and bad. I always needed someone stronger than me and I am, like, a fucking strong elephant of a woman. I say that hopefully in the humblest way I can.”
A plane en route from New Jersey to Ohio made an emergency landing when Dave Chappelle refused to buckle his seat belt and repeatedly entered the cockpit during the flight, giving the pilot reason to believe he was a “safety risk.” Speaking of which, Stephanie Pratt may be moving to New York to join the cast of The City. Heather Locklear completed her 30-day stint in rehab for a prescription drug addiction. Jessica Szohr had a drink with Leighton Meister’s ex, Sebastian Stan, at Bond St. Ivanka Trump launched her new jewelry line in East Hampton. The Situation is launching a vitamin supplement. And Scarlett Johansson sported a fedora and black-rimmed glasses to play pool at Lucy’s in the East Village.
Olympic skater Johnny Weir grinded with ladies and gentlemen to celebrate his 26th at the Hudson Terrace. Muse front man Matthew Bellamy confirmed that he’s dating Kate Hudson, and he’s planning on meeting Goldie Hawn next week. Jenna Fischer got hitched in Malibu to writer Lee Kirk. Kelsey Grammer denied rumors that his marriage ended because he didn’t call his kids on Father’s Day. Jessica Simpson’s dating ex-49ers tight end Eric Johnson, and apparently the duo is “very happy.” Serena Williams says she used to envy sister Venus’s body, but now she’s loving her curves. And though Bristol Palin made her acting debut (as a pregnant teen) on The Secret Life of the American Teenager last night, she says she doesn’t want to be an actress and would rather focus on raising her son.