The Donald, no doubt annoyed that his offer for Rachel Uchitel to appear on his Celebrity Apprentice has been upstaged by her Celebrity Rehab announcement, has rescinded his offer to Tiger Woods’s main mistress. “Look at what Celebrity Apprentice did for Piers Morgan. He’s getting Larry King’s job. She made a bad mistake,” Trump told TMZ. “Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show and Celebrity Rehab is not. I have ten people who want to be on the show for every slot that’s available. I’m moving on.” Meanwhile, TMZ is also reporting that Uchitel’s “mad crush” on Dr. Drew was the impetus for her joining Rehab; it’s safe to say Dr. Drew’s wife is probably feeling a bit anxious tonight.