When we learned last week that Alvin Greene’s nickname in high school was Turtle, we realized (after getting over our initial pangs of guilt for calling him a “probably mentally incapacitated sex pervert”) what a perfect moniker that was for him. Even years later, if you gave us a lineup of 100 politicians and told us to pick the one who was known as Turtle as a teenager, we would have no trouble singling out Alvin Greene. He’s just so Turtle. But is it always so obvious? We’ve put together a quiz of thirteen nicknames that political figures used to go by when they were kids or teenagers from Boozy Boy to Bird Legs to Peaches leaving out anything that was just too easy. (“Sarah Barracuda” ring any bells?) See how many you can figure out.