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Hedge-Funder’s Wife Wastes Entire Bottle of Wine by Hitting Husband With It

Even Rye police are shocked by Susan Van Cook’s blatant alcohol abuse. “It was supposedly a full bottle of wine he was struck with” in the back of the head, said Lieutenant Joseph Verille. [LoHud via FINalternatives via Dealbreaker]

Hedge-Funder’s Wife Wastes Entire Bottle of Wine by Hitting Husband With It