Jail Brings Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Together

At powerbroker Vernon Jordan’s birthday party at the Four Seasons restaurant, a free-wheeling stripper sang “Happy Birthday” before flashing the 75-year-old and the rest of the room. “People were just startled,” reports a witness, but Steve Forbes, Pete Peterson, and Felix Rohatyn gave a standing ovation. Alicia Keys and her longtime manager have parted ways. Katy Perry and fiancé Russell Brand saw Inception together at the Regal Union Square on Tuesday. Kristin Cavallari and Matthew Settle hung out in the Hamptons. Very good-looking people Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got hitched, and Kerr might be pregnant. Nicole Kidman and Marion Cotillard gab about protecting the Earth in this month’s Interview. D.J. Samantha Ronson visited her ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan in jail, where Lohan is otherwise reported to be “scared and alone.”

A day after he allegedly hit Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson reportedly texted her, “I wasn’t safe for you. I spent two hours with a therapist today and have regained some perspective. I would like to come by and make amends to you, Sascha and Lucia. I won’t stay just let you say your peace [sic] and I’ll say mine. Let me know if it’s alright.” She said, “I have two broken tooth. Ucan apologize some other time.” David Boreanaz is being sued for sexual harassment by an unnamed actress being represented by Gloria Allred, who, by the way, is Michael Lohan lawyer Lisa Bloom’s mother. Billy Corgan collapsed onstage. Snooki told Rolling Stone, “Every time they call me a midget, Oompa-Loompa, orange, they’re jealous. It makes me want to be more ridiculous and more stupid.” Foxy Brown’s former therapist told the Daily News, “It doesn’t surprise me [that Foxy was arrested again]. She’s obviously got a lot of issues. I think she’s got a lot of frustration and a lot of sadness.” Maybe that happens when your own shrink sells you out to the News!