Jail Will Be ‘Humiliating’ for Lindsay Lohan


Due to prison overcrowding, the starlet will likely only serve around thirteen days total and will get her own shower, CNN reports. Last night she was served “turkey with some sort of pasta, applesauce, coleslaw, and some white bread, with a little milk to wash that down.” We only had a rice ball and don’t think that dinner sounds so bad, but, according to CNN, jail won’t be all white bread and coleslaw: “She won’t be allowed any cigarettes, makeup, or hair extensions. She will be wearing that orange jumpsuit for the next two weeks. So it will certainly be a humiliating experience for her.” [Gawker TV]