Lindsay Lohan Is in Jail

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We've always known that we would type those words. Above, Lindsay Lohan surrenders to the court this morning in Los Angeles amid a crush of paparazzi. She's clearly watched enough TruTV to know the right way to do the perp walk: Lead with the hair. Also, the glittery gold explosion behind her? That's the death of a thousand child stars' dreams.