Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been brought to tears in jail (pictured), because her inmates have been calling her "fire crotch." This actually sounds awful, made even worse by the dubious tale of her inmates "chanting" this nickname while she lays in her cell. One recently released inmate explained: "Lindsay didn't say nothing. She was crying though." Apparently, the other girls are sick of seeing the starlet receive special treatment: "Like if she even moves, they put the whole facility on lockdown. It happens all the time," a relative of an inmate explained. But with each teardrop she sheds, we know Lohan will come out of jail any day now, lessons, uh, learned the hard way: by being called a fire crotch. That'll teach 'er. [Gothamist, NYDN, People]
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