Obama Won’t Be Attending Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding

He's sad because someone just told him he's going to miss a $40k band. Photo: Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images

The social event of the year millennium will not be graced by the presence of the president. White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Monday that Obama will not be attending the festivities this weekend (Gibbs had previously said he was not aware of the president’s plans). Of course no one dared to ask the obvious follow-up question: Was he even invited?! [CNN]