Paris Hilton Was Just Picking Her Nose in That Photo

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In what might be the second move in Operation Reclaiming Relevance, a photo of Paris Hilton wearing a military hat, performing what looks like a Heil Hitler salute, and making what looks like his trademark mustache with her finger is making the rounds. Her spokesman denies that the blonde heiress is a Nazi: "Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances like that and was scratching [her] face when a photo was taken." Taylor Momsen portrays herself as the Virgin Mary in her latest song. And Snooki prefers one-piece bathing suits to bikinis, explaining, "I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me."

Madonna is planning a live charity concert to benefit Malawi, to be broadcast on TV around the world. Wyclef Jean is running for president of Haiti. And Angelina Jolie joined Twitter, but she locked her account, has no followers, and isn't following anyone.

Mel Gibson went berserk on tape (again), cursing Oksana Grigorieva and lashing out at her ex, 007 actor Timothy Dalton. Michael Lohan is reaching out to both Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Wahlberg in hopes that they'll help Lindsay. Fresh off of her recent arrest, Foxy Brown performed at BB King's Blues Club looking like a train wreck. Speaking of which, Heidi Montag dropped out of her allegedly planned reality show with Jen Bunney. Kim Kardashian let her fans know that she does not want them to get plastic surgery to look just like her. Ice-T lashed out about his recent auto arrest via a Ustream video message.

Susan Sarandon brought her younger man-of-the-moment, Jonathan Bricklin, to Italy for the Giffoni Film Festival. In an air cast after falling off her horse, Georgina Bloomberg attracted the attention of polo star Nick Roldan at Lily Pond in East Hampton. Mary-Kate Olsen ignored her ex at the Jane. And Katy Perry hung out in the lobby of the Andaz Fifth Avenue Hotel wearing a skintight mini latex dress and five-inch black platform heels.