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Police Officer Busted for Having Impressive Amount of Sex With Underling

This, despite his mustache.

The NYPD's Internal Affairs Bureau has found that deputy inspector Valentim Neves had an affair with an underling and lied about it under oath. This is very bad, especially since much of the boots-knocking went on during business hours. Both parties will likely be dismissed, and Neves is also under investigation for corruption, so there's that. But all that said, Internal Affairs actually sounds kind of impressed by the sheer amount of times these two did it: There were "well in excess of 100" hookups, according to their report. "So many ... both on and off duty, in and out of department facilities, including vehicles," that Neves "told investigators he couldn't even begin to give them a number." Must have been the uniforms. [NYDN]

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