The Celebrity Apprentice isn't the only reality show on which alleged Tiger Woods supermistress Rachel Uchitel will appear. It's not even the only one with the word "celebrity" used incorrectly in the title! She's also set to take a turn on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Surprisingly, it's not booze or sex she's seeking treatment for, even though those two vices are what made this former club hostess famous. She's got an addiction to pills, which she'll battle alongside fellow A-listers like seventies teen heartthrob Leif Garrett, "original supermodel" Janice Dickinson, and Jeremy London, that formerly hot twin from Party of Five who recently maybe made up a story about getting kidnapped and being forced to do fun drugs. Uchitel's appearance will inevitably be a letdown, as she is clearly barred from discussing the specifics of her relationship with Tiger by some private contract or other. On the flip side, we'll finally get to see what that one eyeball of hers does when it is left up to its own devices on-camera.
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