RFK Jr. Files for Divorce

Robert F. Kennedy is divorcing his wife of sixteen years after she was arrested for drunk driving. Though Christina Milian and The-Dream are breaking up, she’s still wearing her wedding ring. While Jessica Simpson smooched her new (but still married) boyfriend, Eric Johnson, in Capri, her ex, Tony Romo, went clubbing in L.A. with an Audrina-less Ryan Cabrera. The recently single duo “were surrounded by a flock of females and handed out shots all night.”

Madonna received a cease-and-desist letter after building a horse fence around her 30-acre farm in Bridgehampton without the town’s permission. Mark Sanchez and Jamie-Lynn Sigler celebrated the All-Star game by having dinner at Morton’s Steakhouse with Yankees C.C. Sabathia and Nick Swisher. Will and Jada Smith dined with co-Scientologists Tom Cruise, Jenna Elfman, and Tom Skerritt at Hollywood’s Saddle Ranch Chop House. Patti Stanger went scouting for matches with a client at Travertine. Eliot Spitzer lunched with the former U.S. ambassador to Slovakia at Michael’s. A-Rod is going to make his movie debut in Friends With Benefits, a film starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis that starts filming this month in New York.

Following in Samantha Ronson’s lead, Lindsay Lohan simultaneously slammed Joan Rivers and her father, tweeting, “Joan Rivers and her ‘stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven. All he needs is her Botox doctor. ‘Dr.’ Drew- any ideas? Botox rehab reality show?” John Stamos defended himself in court, claiming he never used cocaine or slept with an underage girl (who’s now threatening to sell compromising photos of him to the tabloids). Cycling Studio Tricera Revolution is suing Tiki Barber, a former face of their company, for rendering their deal “worthless overnight” after his public affair with an NBC intern. And Katy Perry, who gets paid millions to promote Proactiv, was photographed with a blemish-ridden face.