Samantha Ronson Takes On Joan Rivers

After Joan Rivers slammed Lindsay Lohan on Twitter for her fingernail expletive, LiLo’s ex, Samantha Ronson, tweet-defended, “Hey Joan Rivers. You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can’t hear.” Angelina Jolie got an inner-thigh tattoo in honor of Brad Pitt. And she also finds her daughter, Shiloh’s, masculine clothing choices to be “fascinating.” Jon Bon Jovi tore his calf muscle onstage in New Jersey but continued to close the show with “Livin’ On A Prayer.” And Charlie Sheen’s still facing jail time owing to his attack on Brooke Mueller.

A week after his TV wife, Jenna Fischer, tied the knot, John Krasinski married Emily Blunt at Villa D’este in Italy. Carrie Underwood wed Mike Fisher in Georgia, and Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Faith Hill, and Garth Brooks were all there to celebrate. Megan Fox stepped out with her diamond sparkler, courtesy of Brian Austin Green. Six months after filing for divorce, Kelly Rutherford’s split from her husband was finalized. Gwyneth Paltrow said the hardest thing she’s ever done was lose weight after giving birth to Moses. James Franco chatted about doing love scenes with Julia Roberts in Eat, Pray, Love, commenting, “She is very, very outgoing. But I think she’ll also admit pretty freely that she doesn’t love to do love scenes and actually was charmingly shy when we had to do them.”

John Mayer mimicked LeBron James, announcing that he’d play for Cleveland and Miami, as well as basically every other city with an NBA team. Jesse Jackson defended LeBron James, comparing Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert to a “slave master.” Diddy partied at Pacha with his girlfriend and two bodyguards. En route to brunch, a fedora-clad Justin Timberlake pretended to shoot a gun at the paparazzi. And Susan Boyle is launching her own singing competition.