Girl Raised by Wolf Blitzer Starting to Learn More ‘Humanlike Speech Patterns’

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Wolf Blitzer's "colorless monotone" delivery really isn't so much worse than that of many other news anchors, but it's still very fun to make fun of him for it anyway, which the Onion does here expertly with a riff on the old "child raised by wolves" story.


Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody

[via The Onion]