Another Excellent Way to Say ‘I Quit’


It’s hard to beat JetBlue attendant Steven Slater’s dramatic leave-taking from his job via chute yesterday, but the Chive tries this morning: They’ve got a a 33-page slideshow of images of a broker identified as “Jenny” quitting her job and outing her boss’s Farmville habit via a series of messages written on a dry-erase board, which she then supposedly e-mailed to co-workers. It’s probably fake — there’s something super actressy-looking about this girl, and the change of clothes at the end is weird — but it’s still good fodder for the cubicle-bound masses who have been secretly fantasizing about what form they might use in their own dramatic exit — YouTube? Skywriting? Jumbotron?

Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office [Chive]
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