Barack Obama Will Not Be Getting a Birth-Certificate Tattoo

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“I can’t spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. I don’t think the American people want me to spend all my time on it.” —The president to Brian Williams on NBC Nightly News Sunday night, after being asked about the increasing number of Americans confused about Obama's religion. [Mediaite]