Bristol Palin and ‘the Situation’ on Dancing With the Stars

Better ratings than her mom? Photo: Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images

The new season begins on September 20. The greatest hypothetical couple of the 21st century will be joined by David Hasselhoff, Brandy, and Audrina Patridge. That clicking sound you hear in the distance is Levi Johnston jealously Photoshopping himself into a Baywatch cast photo. [E!]