If you can believe it, even Intel Chris sometimes gets tired of talking about Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston (unless it is with celebrities, and then he never tires of it!). But because he spent so much time thinking about the terrible lessons teenage girls have been learning from young Bristol, he is obligated to share with you the latest development in their epic tragedy: She dumped him. Again. “It’s over. I broke up with him,” she told People, a magazine she screwed out of an exclusive over her engagement (a mere two weeks ago). “There’s been no remorse,” she added, in case you were worried. “The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family … He’s just obsessed with the limelight and I got played.”
Therein lies the final lesson, would-be teen moms everywhere wondering whether you should accede to your boyfriend’s demands for unprotected sex: He is going to play you. In every way that a person can be played.