A self-dubbed “shy” Blake Lively posed in a bra and handcuffs for Interview magazine. Taylor Momsen describes her style as “high-class hooker.” January Jones and Jason Sudeikis enjoyed a romantic evening of karaoke and mechanical-bull-riding. Fresh off of his split from Elisabeth Moss, Fred Armisen is dating his 23-year-old SNL co-star, Abby Elliot. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag will finalize their divorce on Valentine’s Day. And Lindsay Lohan’s been keeping herself busy in rehab by designing for her fashion line, but her release date from the facility has yet to be determined.
A Beverly Hills salon owner was busted for racking up bogus credit-card charges for clients including Jennifer Aniston, Cher, Anne Hathaway, and Melanie Griffith. The 41-year-old Aniston shot a racy striptease scene, playing a “nympho dentist” in her upcoming film, Horrible Bosses. In addition to being charged with disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance, Snooki was also charged with being “criminally annoying.” Teresa Giudice blames her financial troubles on “being famous.” As a result of Haiti’s residency rules (where presidential candidates must have lived in the nation for at least five consecutive years), Wyclef Jean may not be eligible to run for office. The IRS filed a $63,487 lien against Naomi Campbell. And Michaele and Tareq Salahi threw their own Real Housewives of D.C. premiere party, where guests were told that all proceeds would benefit “the troops.” Except that there were no proceeds.
Chelsea Handler is set to host this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. U2 is working on a “club-sounding” album. HBO’s working on a show about the porn industry. Bill Clinton is celebrating his 64th with a fête in Water Mill on Sunday. Nina Garcia is pregnant with a baby boy. And Zac Efron is interested in snagging the lead role in a big-screen adaptation of Broadway’s Memphis.