John Legend Can’t Get Off His BlackBerry, Even During a Lap Dance

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Vera Wang, Katie Couric, and Jimmy Buffett celebrated Bill Clinton's birthday in the Hamptons, and Paul McCartney reminded Bubba of his new age by singing "When I'm 64" for him over the phone. After displaying her formidable ability to deliver call girls to Eliot Spitzer, Kristin Davis is on the November gubernatorial ballot as an Independent challenger to Andrew Cuomo, running on a pro-marijuana, pro-gay-marriage platform. While his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated model Christine Teigen, gave him a lap dance, John Legend couldn't stop himself from tooling around on his BlackBerry. Michelle Trachtenberg snuggled up to John Mayer at Soho House in West Hollywood, where sources say she was "flirty" and he was "non-expressive." There's strong "buzz" about a new Maggie Gyllenhaal film in which the actress stars as the daughter of the inventor of the vibrator. And Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got hitched in Malibu, after which Moyer promptly jumped into the ocean.

Angelina Jolie chatted with a top official in Bosnia to work on expanding education opportunities to impoverished citizens and those still affected by the war that ended fifteen years ago. She also plans to shoot a wartime love story there this fall. Blake Lively set off on a whirlwind tour of New York's gastronomical offerings, hitting twelve hot restaurants in thirteen days, including Nobu, Blue Hill, and Café Gitane. Martha Stewart conducted a brainstorming session for her daughter's new Hallmark show over dinner at Scarpetta. Marc Jacobs reported to Details that he "cried" from the pain of his recent hair-transplant surgery, but insisted that he's never cried from his tattoo procedures . Faith Evans was arrested in L.A. on drunk-driving charges. And Bill O'Reilly slammed Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber for their Graduate-themed Us magazine photo shoot, asserting, "If a 16-year-old girl was pictured with a 29-year-old man in any of that, he'd be in big trouble." What's more, O'Reilly even claimed that Bieber "looks like Ringo Starr."

Wyclef Jean refuses to give up his bid for the Haitian presidency even after being disqualified. After losing her reality show, Tinsley Mortimer will direct her attention to more literary pursuits and pen a novel. Spencer Pratt claims to possess a sex tape featuring Heidi Montag and Karissa Shannon, a 20-year-old Playboy playmate. Victoria and David Beckham spent the weekend lounging at a Malibu beach house with their children, who practiced their soccer skills. LeAnn Rimes and her boyfriend, Eddie Cibrian, rode his Harley to lunch, but afterward Rimes tweeted that she's "kinda sick of eating out." And former Bachelor contestant Vienna Girardi tried to sell pictures of herself with her new boyfriend, but alas, no one wanted to buy them.