Irrefutable Evidence That an iPhone Will Get You Laid


Based on aggregate data from 9,785 smartphone users, OkCupid calculated the average number of sexual partners for 30-year-olds by smartphone brand. And, no surprise, iPhone users come out on top. By age 30, male iPhone users have had ten sexual partners; female iPhone users, the most promiscuous of the lot, have had 12.3. Male BlackBerry users, on the other hand, have only had 8.1 partners, and female BlackBerry users 8.8. Android phone users are at the bottom of the pile, with 6.0 partners for men and 6.1 partners for women. There are three takeaways from this.

1. Women have more game.
2. Nobody wants to sleep with someone who thinks for themselves. Android users, wise up. Sure, your app marketplace is growing and you can actually make phone calls, but just go with the herd, all right?
3. There should be an iPhone screening test for Sex Diaries.

Don’t Be Ugly By Accident! [OkCupid]