Timbaland’s mother-in-law called 911 after the rapper went missing, prompting a helicopter and squad cars to hunt him down, suspecting a suicide attempt. Timbaland soon resurfaced, reporting to Ryan Seacrest, “It ain’t nothin’ to worry about I don’t know what happened to be honest with you, I don’t know what people are talking about.” Glee’s Naya Rivera flew into a jealous rage when she heard about her co-star and sometimes boyfriend, Mark Salling, dating other girls. So she keyed his Lexus. Lady Gaga ate fried chicken and waffles. Jason Sudeikis wouldn’t say if he and January Jones are dating, but he did say he’s seen her naked. And in true Gossip Girl fashion, Blake Lively celebrated her 23rd birthday by shopping along Fifth Avenue.
Katy Perry celebrated her new album at the Gansevoort Park Avenue, where Russell Brand was “very animated, hands all over the place, pelvis, everywhere, but he was very polite.” Chris Brown, Drake, Lil’ Jon, and Idris Elba started their night at Juliet, then continued the party at Greenhouse, where they met up with Wilmer Valderrama and the Wayans brothers. A feisty fan sneaked into Sylvester Stallone’s home, but he was caught by Stallone’s private security team. Owing to a tax dispute, Crocodile Dundee’s Paul Hogan has been banned from leaving Australia. MSNBC’s Ed Schultz had a meltdown when he found out he wasn’t featured in the network’s election-night promos, shouting at staff, “I’m going to torch this fucking place.”
Jon Gosselin is writing a parenting book, but shockingly has yet to find a publisher. Tiki Barber’s girlfriend insists they weren’t a couple until after Barber split from his then-pregnant wife. Kelly Preston and John Travolta are expecting a son. Miley Cyrus is back on the market. She and Liam Hemsworth split up. Kim Kardashian says she’d “definitely” date Justin Bieber if he was 18. Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky plans to wear Monique Lhuillier at her wedding because she likes the dresses’ “flowiness.” David Hasselhoff is set to compete on Dancing With the Stars. And Enrique Iglesias announced that he “couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse when [he] was younger.”