Justin Bieber’s Twitter Revenge

Scarlett Johansson may have lost her role in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo owing to her sexy curves. The lead character (who later gets breast implants) is depicted as "skinny" and "flat as a board." Tyra Banks is "truly sorry" for the controversial America's Next Top Model promo featuring a shockingly thin model, and Kim Kardashian asserts, "I don't need to be stick-skinny to be sexy." Mel Gibson slammed his Maserati into a Malibu hillside, but claims he wasn't talking, texting, or drunk at the time. And after some kid hacked into his Twitter account, Justin Bieber got back at him by tweeting the kid's cell-phone number as his own, along with the message, "Everyone call me or text."

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart canoodled at a house party in Montreal. Snooki's in love with an Iraq-war veteran who wants to be an actor. Donna Karan and Calvin Klein shared a cozy dinner at Tutto Il Giorno in Sag Harbor. Though Lance Bass is supposedly dating Marc Jacobs's ex, Lorenzo Martone, he's also been romancing French model Cedric Martinez. Steven Slater spent Saturday night hanging out with Barry Manilow. After watching Jay-Z perform at Radio City, Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade hit up Abe & Arthur's, where fellow NBA players Derek Fisher, Carmelo Anthony, and Anderson Verejao were dining nearby. The whole crew then continued the party at S.L. Kobe Bryant got heckled by Celtics fans as he made his way to his table at Serafina. And David Beckham stopped to chat with Eva Longoria and Tony Parker at the New York Red Bulls versus L.A. Galaxy game.

White House gatecrashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi gripe that they've "been the 'it couple' for the past decade" and want to "return to who [they] were." Bankrupt New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice dropped $60,000 on home furnishings. Vince Vaughn went skydiving in Chicago. Fantasia is following last week's suicide attempt with a Good Morning America performance. Molly Sims would love to give Britney Spears a makeover. Mischa Barton conducted an interview wearing mud-colored velvet shorts. Laurence Fishburne told his porn-loving daughter that he wants her out of his life. And while sporting a Grecian lingerie-inspired ensemble, Jenny McCarthy said she's "enjoying [single life] tremendously!" adding, "Look at me in this outfit. Would I not be hitting this? Come on."