Leonardo DiCaprio Gets a Restraining Order

Leonardo DiCaprio was granted a restraining order against a woman who attacked him with a beer bottle five years ago. Charlie Sheen rakes in $1.3 million per episode of Two and a Half Men, but “the crew hates him.” Joseph Gordon-Levitt needed 31 stitches after he crashed his bike into a New York taxi window while filming an upcoming action flick. Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend (and the father of her child), Scott Disick, landed in rehab after a “violent outburst.” And Naomi Campbell hopes to get her Liberian war-crimes trial out of the way so she and her billionaire boyfriend can return to their Mediterranean cruise.

Noted international-affairs expert Sean Penn announced on CNN that he’s “very suspicious” of Wyclef Jean’s bid for the Haitian presidency. Swizz Beatz owes more than $2.4 million in back taxes to Rockland County, New York. Laurence Fishburne’s daughter is entering into the adult-film world, claiming she’s always wanted to be a porn star. Rachel Bilson has a thing for bodysuits. J-WOWW and her boyfriend split up after he caught her cheating on him. After filing for divorce from Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag tweeted that she’s feeling nostalgic for Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad. Jude Law and Sienna Miller are spending the week frolicking around Ibiza. Emma Watson finds her new pixie cut to be “liberating.”

Angelina Jolie ‘s kids call their nanny “Mom.” Lea Michelle has “good manners” because she asked if she could have a brand-new Jill Stuart dress rather than simply taking it. Martha Stewart smiled at Rao’s as Macy’s CEO Terry Lundgren quibbled with a Home Depot board member over which retailer sold more of her wares. Hilary Duff bumped up her wedding to hockey star Mike Comrie to next weekend. And Barbra Streisand was pleased with Jennifer Aniston’s interpretation of her style in Bazaar, commenting, ” She’s a delightful person, and I think she did a wonderful job. If only she had a bump on her nose.”