Naomi Campbell Travels With Her Own Hot Sauce

Obama ended a rainy day on Martha’s Vineyard by sipping a martini at State Road restaurant. Angelina Jolie is set to direct her first feature (which she also wrote), a Bosnian war romance. Michael Jackson is being made into a video game. A bikini-clad Beyoncé played with her iPad while on a yacht in Monte Carlo. Naomi Campbell brought her own Jamaican hot sauce to dinner in Capri with Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli. Barbara Walters is planning a “unisex” spinoff of The View. And the Situation and Audrina Patridge are set to join Dancing With the Stars.

After being sent home from rehab in a chauffered limo , Lindsay Lohan is supposedly due to undergo “rigorous outpatient” treatment. Taylor Lautner sued a California RV dealership for failing to deliver his customized $300,000 trailer in time for his film shoot. Paris Hilton tweeted that a man bearing knives tried to rob her home. Director Michael Bay is being sued by two men who claim Bay’s security guard “pistol-whipped” them outside a Hollywood club. Laurence Fishburne is footing his porn-loving daughter’s legal bills. And George Michael pleaded guilty to drug offenses related to his July car crash.

Now that her surgeon is dead and she’s divorcing her husband, Heidi Montag wants her G-cup breast implants removed, claiming they’re “crushing” her. Ron Perelman is expecting his seventh child via a surrogate. Since splitting from Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren feels “stronger than ever.” Katie Holmes is in talks to star in a comedy with Adam Sandler and Al Pacino. Justin Bieber is teaming up with Will Smith’s son, Jaden, for his Madison Square Garden show at the end of the month. Kara DioGuardi swears she was going to quit American Idol before she was fired. And when asked about working with Lady Gaga, Britney Spears replied, “I’m a big fan of hers … Anything’s possible!”