Babies Refusing to Make Eye Contact With President Obama

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Conservatives despise him. Many liberals remain stubbornly unimpressed. He gets no credit when he does something right, and faces new, often manufactured controversies seemingly every day. And it's all adding up, because now, even babies — sweet, lovable, barely sentient babies — have turned on President Obama, the man with whom they once invested so much hope. Though he tries time and again to connect with these impressionable young citizens, it is all in vain, for his overtures are met only with cold shoulders. Tiny, cold shoulders.