Prosecutors Don’t Buy Paris Hilton’s I-Thought-the-Coke-Was-Gum Excuse

Paris Hilton was charged with felony drug possession after 0.8 grams of cocaine were found in her purse.  Hilton first claimed it wasn’t hers, then said she thought it was gum. If convicted she faces up to four years in prison. Taylor Lautner filed a lawsuit against an RV dealer over his customized trailer, and now the owner of the dealer wants to settle the dispute via a push-up contest.  Patti Stanger lashed out at a stylist in an expletive-ridden rant that happened to be caught on tape.  The True Blood cast bailed on HBO’s Emmy party to attend AMC’s Mad Men bash at Soho House in West Hollywood.  Jennifer Aniston plans to go topless for her next role in Judd Apatow’s Wanderlust.  And on the heels of Australia’s recent ban of super-skinny models, Bar Refaeli tweeted “I get so sad when I see 15-year-old pale extremely skinny models at the agency looking all shaky and hungry … when will it end?!?!?”

Lindsay Lohan met with her probation officer wearing booty shorts.  Leighton Meester is Herbal Essences’ new global hair ambassador.  Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord helped rebuild houses in New Orleans.  Bodyguards followed Prince and Paris Jackson around for their entire first day at a new school.  And Georgina Chapman gave birth to her and Harvey Weinstein’s new daughter, India Pearl Weinstein.

Bill and Chelsea Clinton spun their way to raising over $100,000 for the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund at Soul Cycle in Bridgehampton, then met Hillary and Chelsea’s new husband, Marc Mezvinsky, for dinner at 1770 House and wine tasting at the Wolffer Estate.  Madonna’s using her own furniture in W.E., the Abbie Cornish film she’s financing, to keep costs down.  Kate Gosselin says she felt right at home at the Emmys and “has made her mind up that she’s going to be an actress.” And Snooki’s boyfriend of two weeks proposed to her on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine, though the guidette has yet to reveal her response.